{
  "stale": false,
  "last_updated": "Aug 27, 2026, 11:10 PM EDT",
  "overall_picture": "Official data on the board: NOAA’s Climate Prediction Center has an El Niño Advisory out (issued 13 Aug 2026; July Niño-3.4 sea-surface temperature anomaly +1.4°C; CPC language is a greater than 90% chance of a very strong event during Northern Hemisphere fall and winter 2026–27). USGS reviewed a glacial collapse and debris flow near the Nepal–China border (us7000tbwb) and a magnitude 6.0 earthquake 145 km north of Caluula, Somalia (us7000tcf3; PAGER green, tsunami flag 0). IERS Rapid Service finals2000A.daily gives Bulletin A final polar motion for 27 Aug 2026 of x = 0.212992 arcseconds, y = 0.342431 arcseconds — an Earth-orientation measurement, not a reversal forecast. NASA JPL CNEOS lists near-Earth close approaches, including 2026 QY1 on 28 Aug 2026; a close approach is not an impact forecast. Separately, ECDO (Exothermic Core-Mantle Decoupling / Dzhanibekov Oscillation) remains a tracked hypothesis, not proven science; official IERS numbers are not confirmation of it.",
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}
